Coffin Dance Beer Caddy - Laser Cutting Vector File

Bring viral humor to your workshop with a ready-to-cut vector template for a Coffin Dance Beer Caddy — a novelty drink holder designed for laser cutters, CNC routers and makers who love fun, functional projects. This digital download is a precision vector layout that lets you produce a sturdy plywood carrier with stylized pallbearer figures and secure circular slots for bottles or cans. Perfect for themed parties, gift shops, craft markets or bar decor, the design balances visual impact with easy assembly.

What you get
- Instant digital download: editable vector files (SVG, DXF, AI, EPS, PDF)
- Multi-part template with separate pieces for coffin handle/backplate, carrier base, ring supports and four pallbearer silhouettes
- Clean cut paths and engraving/etching layers separated for easy workflow
- Scalable design: resize without loss of quality to fit your material and project needs
- Clear slot-fit joints — can be press-fit or glued for extra strength
- Compatible with laser cutters, CO2 and diode lasers, CNC routers, scroll saws and plotter cutters

Materials and machine guidance
- Recommended materials: 3–6 mm plywood (Baltic birch), MDF, hardwood veneer plywood, acrylic (for decorative parts)
- Suggested thickness for a rigid carrier: 3–4 mm plywood; for thicker, heavier-duty caddies choose 5–6 mm and adjust slots
- Kerf compensation: files are prepared with standard cut lines; test cut for your machine and adjust kerf in your CAM software if needed
- Software friendly: loads in CorelDRAW, Adobe Illustrator, Inkscape, LightBurn, RDWorks and most CAM software

Assembly & finishing
- Simple slot-fit assembly — some pieces press-fit, glue recommended for permanent fixtures
- Sand, stain or varnish plywood parts; paint or back with contrasting acrylic for a pop of color
- Optional engraving layer included for adding custom text or logos before cutting

Use cases and audience
- Ideal for makers, small business producers, Etsy sellers, event prop builders and hobbyists with laser or CNC equipment
- Great as a novelty gift, bar accessory, promotional item, party prop or retail product

License & delivery
- Digital product: no physical item will be shipped
- Instant download after purchase; includes commercial use for finished physical products (small-scale sales allowed) — contact us for extended/commercial licensing
- Full support: includes basic assembly notes and troubleshooting tips

Create a striking, meme-inspired beer caddy in your workshop today — fast to cut, easy to assemble and built to sell.